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Equestria Boys Part 12: Training Montage

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[Next Scene: Outside the coach’s office.  The human six minus Blitz are all waiting by the door when Blitz walks out of the office.]

Rainbow Blitz: Alright, here’s the sitrep.  Cloudkicker and his brother are out this week, and Glare’s lackeys decided to go on strike because of his suspension.  In other words, we’re short five guys.

Elusive: Can’t you just play without them?

Rainbow Blitz: [sarcastic] Alright, I’ll just tell the rest of the team that we’re okay with losing the most important game of the season.

Butterscotch:  But Blitz, if we don’t do something Lord Dusk Shine won’t be able to return to Wondercoltland.

Dusk Shine: [annoyed] It’s called Equestria.

Butterscotch: [embarrassed] Sorry…

Rainbow Blitz:  Well… If you can find five replacement players, we could still play tonight.

Dusk Shine: Maybe the five of us could all join the team.

Rainbow Blitz: [stunned] Seriously? Do you really think a nerd, a redneck, a tree hugger, a pretty boy, and… Bubble Berry could play football?

Applejack: [angry] This isn’t about winning Rainbow!  In case ya forgot, if this game doesn’t happen tonight, Dusk Shine and his world are both screwed.

Elusive: Applejack is right.  I may despise contact sports, but even I’m willing to play if it means helping Dusk Shine recover his helmet.

Rainbow Blitz: [a little ashamed] Alright, I’ll do what I can to teach you all how to play football.

[Next Scene: On the football field.  The six boys have all changed into Canterlot Wondercolt football jerseys.]

Rainbow Blitz: [approaches Dusk with the football] So… [tosses the football to Dusk Shine] do you play football where you come from?

Dusk Shine: We don’t even have feet where I come from… [tosses the football back to Blitz]

Butterscotch: [nervous] So uh… what do you want us to do?

Rainbow Blitz:  [thinking] Hmm, you and Elusive are pretty fast, you two could make decent receivers.  Applejack, you’re the strongest guy I know, you should be my center.  As for Bubble Berry, he could be the holder.

Dusk Shine: What about me?

Rainbow Blitz:  Your new to this game, but you got a hell of kick on you.  I’m sure I could train you to be a good kicker.

Dusk Shine:  How to I play kicker?

Rainbow Blitz: [approaches the three yard line with the rest of the guys] It’s pretty simple.  Applejack is going to hike the ball to Berry, he’ll hold it in place, and all you have to do is kick the ball through the uprights. [points to the uprights]

Dusk Shine:  Okay, I’ll do my best.

Rainbow Blitz: Good, [pulls out a whistle] now let’s do a practice run. [Applejack, Berry, and Dusk Shine all get into position] Ready… [blows the whistle]

[Applejack hikes the football to Bubble Berry.  Dusk Shine runs up to kick the football.  Just as he’s about to kick it, Bubble Berry pulls the football away like Lucy from the Peanuts cartoon.  Authentic sound effects from said cartoon play throughout this entire play.]

Dusk Shine: AAAARGH! [Lands flat on his back]

[Everyone approaches Dusk Shine, who is lying on his back.  Berry is still holding the football.]

Bubble Berry: [snickers] Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

Rainbow Blitz: [frustrated sigh] This is gonna take a while…

[And so begins a musical sports training montage.  The montage shows a gradual improvement of the all five trainees.  Scotch and Elusive go from crashing into each other, and fumbling, to being able to run and catch with decent skills.  Applejack goes from hiking the football over Blitz’s head, to hiking too short, to being able to hike the football with relative accuracy.  Dusk Shine goes from kicking the ball sideways, to kicking the ball into the upright posts, to finally being able to kick the ball right down the middle.]

Rainbow Blitz: [unsatisfied] Well, I’ve done all I can do.  I hope you dudes are ready for the big game.

[Later that night: the human six and the rest of the football team are waiting in the locker room for the game to start.  There is a knock on the door.]

Running Back: [answers the door] Hey, Flare Warden is here, she says she want to talk to Dusk Shine.

Dusk Shine: [surprised and excited] Really?!

[Dusk Shine exits the locker room, Flare is outside waiting for him.]

Flare Warden: Yo Dusk Shine, I just wanted to swing by and say thanks.

Dusk Shine: [confused] Thanks for what?

Flare Warden: Me and my band where supposed to play at tonight’s half time, but we couldn’t all make it if they had rescheduled the game.  Thanks to you, the game didn’t have be postponed.  It was so brave of you to join the team on such short notice.

Dusk Shine: [nervous] Hey, I couldn’t just leave the Wondercolts hangin’.

Flare Warden: You’re a great guy Dusk.  Good luck on the field.

Dusk Shine: [flattered] Good luck to you too, Flare.
If you ask me, the masculine equivalent of a "let's get fabulous" montage is a classic 80's sports montage.  Thus, our heroes embrace the sports montage to ultamatly save the world.

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Day87756's avatar
My opinion is I think the Montage music could be "I'll make a man out of you" and the guys were singing it that includes Barb, It would make them tough so what do you think?